I think one of the WORST things in the world is illness. You have nothing if you don't have your health. I am reflecting on this because currently... I am a biohazard to the human race. I feel like the living dead and I'm sure I look close to it. I'm glad my zombie-slaying friend Carl can't see me like this. It would probably not end well for me. Carl would probably get a new hi-score.
It's been alarming though, to be sick in my apartment. You see, Rachel, one of my other roommates has been stricken with the mono. She has been away the majority of the last couple of weeks being tended to by her family. Mono can be incubated I think 4-5 weeks in adults before you actually get sick. So the fact that I have been sick has made me frightened. Fortunately I have found a way to avoid the $15 doctor's fee to be told I have mono and that there is nothing I can do about it. I have google. Ah, google, the interenet would not be complete without it.
Google is sooo crafty. That pacman version of theirs was just delightful today. Anyways, google allowed me to figure out what symptoms would strongly indicate that I was a victim to mono. My lifesaver was that my lymph nodes are not swollen. YES!However, maybe I have some weird foreign disease that you see on House and I am actaually really going to die. You know what the worst day to die on would be? April 1st I bet a bunch of people would think that, that's a bad joke. That would get awkward. Haha that would be kind of funny to die on April 1st.
Well, I am (self diagnosed) mono free and don't have to explain anything to David, my boyfriend. Although, I don't have anything that needs explaining. I'm just saying... yeah. If I had acquired mono it would have been from accidentally drinking her juice or something.
I know I'll be better by Sunday for sure. Why can I state that with such confidence? Well, you see, there is a presidency workshop meeting that I must attend at 7AM on Sunday and it would be far too convenient for me to be sick on the early morning of that day.
Well, I'm going back to watching online tv shows like 'the Big Bang Theory' and 'My Life as Liz'
